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Car Wash

Friday, 31 March, 2017 - 09:34

This is the time of year when the great carwash takes place. The depth of winter is a pointless time for this task. Gleaming paintwork stays gleaming for about 3 minutes when the roads are as muddy as farm tracks and the potholes brim over with deep dark dirty water.

Departure Lounge

Thursday, 16 March, 2017 - 15:35

What’s the toughest part of being a parent? Like the Oscars there are many dramas in contention here.

Spring early into Spring Cleaning!

Monday, 27 February, 2017 - 16:15

There aren’t many downsides to spring, but teaming-up the best season of the year with the word ‘cleaning’ takes some of the shine off. 

Blue Monday

Friday, 13 January, 2017 - 15:25

We're not sure if it helps your mood to be told that it’s officially the Most Miserable Day of the Year. This grim title is attached to the third Monday in January. Why this particular Monday out of the 52 other less than magnificent Mondays we have to face throughout the year?

Car Clutter

Friday, 16 December, 2016 - 16:51

Here’s a test. When you get in your car and your partner’s has been last to drive the car, do you:

‘Ten Green Bottles...

Tuesday, 6 December, 2016 - 16:39

...Hanging on the wall

Ten green bottles

Hanging on the wall

And if one green bottle should accidentally…

…get into the inquisitive hands of a toddler then there will be a very frightened child and even more terrified parents making a quick dash to A and E.